A Girl's Guide to Vampires, Katie MacAlister
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires

Author: Katie MacAlister

Series: The Dark Ones series #1

Narrator: Karen White

Unabridged: 25 hr 16 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Harper Audio

Published: 01/29/2013

Genre: Fiction - Romance

Synopsis

Joy Randall's Top 5 Tips for Vampire Hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, ten-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better. Play it cool. Don't offer to accompany your prince of the night on the talk-show circuit, and whatever you do, don't offer him your heart! Most of all, remember: being a vampire is nothing to laugh about.

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AudiobooksNow review by Anna on 2010-08-14 20:19:13

I got this book because it received so many high ratings. I really don't know why. This is a very boring book and the heroine, Joy, is just plain rude! Her friend in the story is silly and says and does some of the dumbest things that no grown woman would say and do. If you don't like the characters, it's pointless to read the book. I got halfway through this before I called it quits.

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