Ill Quit When Im Dead, Luke Smitherd
Ill Quit When Im Dead, Luke Smitherd
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I'll Quit When I'm Dead
A Novel

Author: Luke Smitherd

Narrator: Frankie Porter, Luke Smitherd

Unabridged: 13 hr 47 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/14/2025


Synopsis

In this page-turning, provocative horror novel, two desperate souls attempt to turn their lives around, with nightmarish consequences if they fail.

Madison has seen better days. Reeling from a bad breakup, self-soothing with junk food, and totally consumed by her lack of direction, she’s in need of a big reset. When she runs into an old acquaintance at the gym, Madison is shocked by how fit they’ve suddenly become. The cause? An all-female fitness boot camp led by ex-military guru Ellie Fellowes. The course is characterized by grueling reps and minimal contact with the outside world, and when Madison signs up to experience it herself, something doesn’t feel right. The other students keep acting strangely; Ellie seems almost superhuman, and her intense motivational methods are becoming bizarre, even dangerous. But Madison is getting results. How can she stop now?

Musician Johnny Blake has been struggling with a pain pill addiction after a very public, very bad fall. At the encouragement of loved ones, he retreats to a secluded cottage to detox. But Johnny isn’t alone. Something is lurking in the shadows of his new home—a creature unnatural and hungry, one that traps Johnny in a frightening bargain. If Johnny doesn’t stay off his pills and keep his end of the deal, he will be eaten alive.

As Madison and Johnny’s predicaments spiral into the unthinkable, they will have to look within to find the true and terrifying answer to the age-old question: How badly do you want it?

Nerve-shredding and compulsively readable, I’ll Quit When I’m Dead marks Luke Smitherd as a major voice in horror to watch.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Nilufer on June 23, 2025

OMG! OMG! OMG! This book is an absolute hidden gem and a terrifyingly brilliant surprise that had me gripping the pages in sheer suspense! The psychological horror elements tap into the kind of deep, unsettling fears we don’t even realize we have, making for a story that lingers long after the final......more

Goodreads review by Matt on October 23, 2025

I’ve never read a book structured this way. There are 2 stories happening at the same time. One for Madison and one for Johnny. The Madison “thriller” story was wonderful… however, I feel we could have done without Johnny’s “fantasy” story as it felt out of place! 5 Stars for the Madison story and 3......more

Goodreads review by IngeT on October 25, 2025

Toen ik deze voorbij zag komen was ik gelijk geïntrigeerd. De cover spreekt behoorlijk tot de verbeelding. Prachtige kleuren en een klauw als land. Deed me denken aan een Stephen King cover. Dus uiteraard wilde ik deze graag lezen. Een auteur die voor mij onbekend is maakte het extra interessant. Ik......more

Goodreads review by Heathers_readss on June 23, 2025

I just want to give a shout out to the person I follow on instagram who posted this book in her upcoming book releases to watch out for list! The cover caught my eye and I was lucky enough to snag a gifted copy on netgalley, and I ended up really enjoying it! I wish I could remember your name but th......more

Goodreads review by John on October 01, 2025

2.5 🌟 This book was very well written but the direction of the story was very weird. This book had two completely different stories. One story was supernatural, featuring a man unknowingly making a deal with a Boggart. If Johnny, who is an addict, takes painkillers ever again then he will be consume......more


Quotes

“Your workout begins with reps of thrilling scenarios before stretching into an unputdownable story. All upon a mat of fantastic writing. Never has self-improvement existed on such pins and needles.”—Josh Malerman, New York Times bestselling author of Bird Box and Incidents Around the House

“Smitherd pulls off one hell of a trick with I’ll Quit When I’m Dead, a uniquely compelling, propulsive thriller and an eerily unsettling horror novel all rolled into one. Highly recommended!”—Christopher Golden, New York Times bestselling author of The Night Birds and Road of Bones