They Eat Puppies, Dont They?, Christopher Buckley
They Eat Puppies, Dont They?, Christopher Buckley
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They Eat Puppies, Don't They?
A Novel

Author: Christopher Buckley

Narrator: Robert Petkoff

Unabridged: 10 hr 46 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Twelve

Published: 05/08/2012

Categories: Fiction, Humorous


Synopsis

In an attempt to gain congressional approval for a top-secret weapons system, Washington lobbyist "Bird" McIntyre teams up with sexy, outspoken neocon Angel Templeton to pit the American public against the Chinese. When Bird fails to uncover an authentic reason to slander the nation, he and Angel put the Washington media machine to work, spreading a rumor that the Chinese secret service is working to assassinate the Dalai Lama.

Meanwhile in China, mild-mannered President Fa Mengyao and his devoted aide Gang are maneuvering desperately against sinister party hard-liners Minister Lo and General Han. Now Fa and Gang must convince the world that the People's Republic is not out to kill the Dalai Lama, while maintaining Fa's small margin of power in the increasingly militaristic environment of the party.

On the home front, Bird must contend with a high-strung wife who entertains Olympic equestrian ambition, and the qualifying competition happens to be taking place in China. As things unravel abroad, Bird and Angel's lie comes dangerously close to reality. And as their relationship rises to a new level, so do mounting tensions between the United States and China.


About Christopher Buckley

Christopher Buckley is a novelist, essayist, humorist, critic, magazine editor, and memoirist. His books include Thank You for Smoking, The Judge Hunter, Make Russia Great Again, and The Relic Master. He worked as a merchant seaman and White House speechwriter. He was awarded the Thurber Prize for American Humor and the Washington Irving Medal for Literary Excellence.


Reviews

AudiobooksNow review by Dutch on 2012-06-19 09:55:30

As I listened to Buckleys latest political/social satire it became clear that he was not happy with the disstaff side while writing this. I subsequently learned that he was in the process of getting a divorce during this time, which helps to explain why the two principal women the Ann Coulter type and the wife of the hero are both amoral, selfabsorbed, reprehensible and just plain ugly human beings. The book would have been more enjoyable for me if such unsparingly awful women were not such central characters in the story. Boomsday and Supreme Courtship were both better read and funnier. The absurd aspects of those stories were hilarious, but sitll credible, whereas the absurd solution to this books central issue is, well, absurd. Nevertheless, like all of Buckleys work, Eat Puppies has plenty of perfectly placed barbs that skewer the behavior of ideologues across the political spectrum. So if you think all women are bloodsucking jerks, you will probably enjoy this book even more than his earlier work.

Goodreads review by Crystal on December 19, 2017

Funny semi political cluster-bump I think Angel was one of my top favorite characters ever. what a hysterically confident woman!......more

Goodreads review by Brian on February 18, 2016

Christopher Buckley novels are usually enjoyable, and “They Eat Puppies, Don’t They?” is no exception. Buckley is at his best when he satirizes the viciousness and callousness that is the culture in Washington DC and this novel is right in his wheelhouse. The text follows Bird McIntyre, a defense ind......more

Goodreads review by Mal on April 06, 2017

Washington and Beijing Get What They Deserve in This Satirical Novel of Politics and Diplomacy Put yourself into this picture (as you might if you were reading this book and identifying with its protagonist): Your name is Walter “Bird” McIntyre. You are the leading Washington lobbyist for Groepping-S......more

Goodreads review by Mark on July 18, 2012

I've been a fan of Christopher Buckley's earlier work but this one makes me question why. I'm hoping he just ran out of inspiration or mojo. I read more than half of this novel without laughing out loud once. A couple of semi-chuckles, at occasional lines like "Email is the new herpes; you can never......more

Goodreads review by Dave on February 25, 2015

Satire? Maybe. Some characters are a little over the top. coincidences seem unlikely, but still possible. This is my first C. Buckley novel, but I saw and enjoyed the movie adaptation of Thank You for Smoking, and this is almost a clone. Major character #1 is the lobbyist for a defense contractor, no......more