Unholy Night, Seth GrahameSmith
Unholy Night, Seth GrahameSmith
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Unholy Night

Author: Seth Grahame-Smith

Narrator: Peter Berkrot

Unabridged: 9 hr 47 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 04/10/2012

Categories: Fiction, Horror


Synopsis

From the author of the New York Times bestselling Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, comes Unholy Night, the next evolution in dark historical revisionism.

They're an iconic part of history's most celebrated birth. But what do we really know about the Three Kings of the Nativity, besides the fact that they followed a star to Bethlehem bearing strange gifts? The Bible has little to say about this enigmatic trio. But leave it to Seth Grahame-Smith, the brilliant and twisted mind behind Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter and Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to take a little mystery, bend a little history, and weave an epic tale.

In Grahame-Smith's telling, the so-called "Three Wise Men" are infamous thieves, led by the dark, murderous Balthazar. After a daring escape from Herod's prison, they stumble upon the famous manger and its newborn king. The last thing Balthazar needs is to be slowed down by young Joseph, Mary and their infant. But when Herod's men begin to slaughter the first born in Judea, he has no choice but to help them escape to Egypt.

It's the beginning of an adventure that will see them fight the last magical creatures of the Old Testament; cross paths with biblical figures like Pontius Pilate and John the Baptist; and finally deliver them to Egypt. It may just be the greatest story never told.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Miranda on December 09, 2020

Jesus, Mary and Joseph...did not belong in this one I get that it's Seth Grahame-Smith's thing to take classic stories (i.e. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies) or famous people (i.e.Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter) and throw his own twist on them. Normally agrisly supernaturaltwist that just adds so......more

Goodreads review by Greg on February 25, 2012

I went in to reading this with very little expectations. I kind of thought I would hate it, I hadn't read anything by the man who ushered in the literary / zombie mash-up genre, but I figured he was pretty much a one-trick pony, a hack who happened on a great idea, someone who would be about as funn......more

Goodreads review by Cyndi on September 01, 2018

If you read the blurb to go with this book you may think, "eh, whatever. This is a good author, but...I don't know if it is worth my time." Let me answer that for you, it is definitely worth your time. This book is amazing! What if the three wise men were thieves who escaped execution. What if the......more

Goodreads review by Jennifer on December 15, 2016

Wow...Seth Grahame-Smith can pretzel-bend history like nobody's business. The well-known nativity scene gets an epic reboot. I won't spoil any details but this book is full of action, suspense, blood, but also faith and redemption. This was definitely a fun book to read as long as you can see it for......more

Goodreads review by Julie on February 24, 2016

Good Story #73. Julie and Scott escape from prison and meet a very nice couple and their newborn baby. But there's just something about that baby... ======================= “Joseph? Mary? My name is Balthazar. This is Gaspar . . . this is Melchyor. We don’t want to hurt you . . . we’re just looking fo......more