If It Sounds Like a Quack..., Matthew HongoltzHetling
If It Sounds Like a Quack..., Matthew HongoltzHetling
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If It Sounds Like a Quack...
A Journey to the Fringes of American Medicine

Author: Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling

Narrator: Jamie Renell

Unabridged: 10 hr 38 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: PublicAffairs

Published: 04/04/2023


Synopsis

A Pulitzer Prize finalist's bizarre journalistic journey through the world of fringe medicine, filled with leeches, baking soda IVs, and, according to at least one person, zombies.

It's no secret that American health care has become too costly and politicized to help everyone. So where do you turn if you can't afford doctors, or don't trust them? In this book, Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling examines the growing universe of non-traditional treatments -- including some that are really non-traditional.

With costs skyrocketing and anti-science sentiment spreading, the so-called "medical freedom" movement has grown. Now it faces its greatest challenge: going mainstream. In these pages you'll meet medical freedom advocates including an international leech smuggler, a gold miner-turned health drink salesman who may or may not be from the Andromeda galaxy, and a man who says he can turn people into zombies with aerosol spray. One by one, these alternative healers find customers, then expand and influence, always seeking the one thing that would take their businesses to the next level--the support and approval of the government.

Should the government dictate what is medicine and what isn't? Can we have public health when disagreements over science are this profound? No, seriously, can you turn people into flesh-eating zombies? If It Sounds Like a Quack asks these critical questions while telling the story of how we got to this improbable moment, and wondering where we go from here. Buckle up for a bumpy ride...unless you're against seatbelts.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Lauren

2.5 stars rounded up. This book presents stories of eight individuals who each believe they have found the ultimate panacea, what Hongoltz-Hetling calls the "One True Cure." From leeches to prayer to a bleach compound called Miracle Mineral Supplement, each person in this book thinks that their cure......more

-laugh out loud funny, especially with his various bits he kept up (game show host was my personal favorite) -still managed to be very informative. obviously it had a bias, but this is a topic it would be hard to stay objective on -extremely engaging and easy to read, especially the way it switched be......more

Goodreads review by Janalyn

This book is full of cure all solutions from bleach, to lasers, leeches in those who believe God is a genie and if those aren’t crazy enough there’s even an alien who believes he has a cure all solution this book is not only interesting it was very well researched is even a chapter on zombies but le......more

Goodreads review by Lucy

Ugh. Horrible. This was just boring stories about con artists. This didn’t pull me in at all and I’m just not sure he even had a point, but it was also so incredibly preachy. Oh well, guess I wasted some time, but there’s so many other good books out there.......more


Quotes

“Prepare yourself for a wild ride. With a carefully calibrated balance of wit and horror, Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling leads readers into dark historical corners and down internet rabbit holes to understand the origins and influence of the ‘medical freedom’ movement. A book full of rich characters and shocking details about America’s war on science you won’t soon forget.”—Seyward Darby, author of Sisters in Hate

“Matt Double-H is a must-read writer for me, if only for the belly laughs. Here he spins a fantastically weird and entertaining tale about medical quackery in twenty-first century America and the faltering efforts of the government to curb it. Adds credence to the idea that we are living through a Counter-Enlightenment.”—Richard Grant, author of Dispatches from Pluto

“My jaw hit the floor and still hasn’t recovered. From the slimy secrets in hospital basements to preventable tragedies that elude the healing powers of God and magic, If It Sounds Like A Quack . . .  tells unfathomably flabbergasting tales of the wacky world of American snake-oil sales. Readers will come away inoculated against the allure of any one true cure.”—Kavin Senapathy, SciMoms.com

“A wry, wide-ranging investigation into the ‘alternative medicine’ business…rollicking…entertaining…but there is a dark side. [Hongoltz-Hetling] knows when to be funny and when to be serious.”—Kirkus