Whole Lotta Mistletoe, Zac Jones
Whole Lotta Mistletoe, Zac Jones
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Whole Lotta Mistletoe
A (Mostly) Wholesome Cozy Christmas Comedy

Author: Zac Jones

Narrator: Ellen Quay

Unabridged: 7 hr 29 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Zac Jones

Published: 11/14/2022


Synopsis

“Mistletoe’s a weed,” she would say. Then she inherited a mistletoe factory.The life of Maria St. Nicholas seemed to be lifted from a generic Christmas movie. She was born and raised as an orphan in Mistletoe, Pennsylvania, home to the world’s only mistletoe factory. At 18, she left her hometown for New York with big dreams. Those dreams were dashed when her fiancé broke her heart on Christmas Eve. Now “Mistletoe’s a weed.” She buries herself in work, wine, and Christmas movies while in a rut deeper than the dent in her couch. Changes are in store this season when an old friend tracks her down with news; the owner of the mistletoe factory has died and left the factory to Maria.Welcome to Mistletoe, Pennsylvania, where standard work attire is holiday flannel and steel toed boots, there’s an inflatable on every lawn, and “Happy Holidays” is an insult rather than a greeting. Join Maria on her journey with the help of some colorful characters, a nun with a penchant for high vocabulary, precocious orphans with a talent for espionage, an ex-boyfriend with a candy cane addiction who works as the factory foreman, and a local politician who wants to turn the factory into a luxury ski lodge. Will Maria find her yuletide mojo? Only in a town called Mistletoe. Whole Lotta Mistletoe is both a satire and celebration of those holiday movies that require an extra dose of Christmas spirit to suspend our disbelief, whether we watch those movies on Hallmark, Netflix, Hulu, or GAC. Please enjoy responsibly with an ugly Christmas sweater.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Ashley on January 09, 2023

This was difficult to get through, I probably should have dnf right after the rant against people who say happy holidays to be inclusive of other holiday practices outside Christianity, but I stayed... Even when the bar somehow didn't serve alcohol Even when they called John Legend's version of Baby i......more

Goodreads review by Marisa on November 20, 2022

What a wonderful holiday story filled with a beautiful Setting, lovable characters, and a little jumps. Read With a peppermint chocolate martini or piping hot peppermint hot chocolate......more

Goodreads review by Rhoda on October 04, 2023

It's really, it was great, but I got threw it, but barely!......more

Goodreads review by Marie on January 12, 2023

This was the perfect book to cozy up by the fire and relax during Christmas break.......more