The Blonde Dies First, Joelle Wellington
The Blonde Dies First, Joelle Wellington
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The Blonde Dies First

Author: Joelle Wellington

Narrator: Joniece Abbott-Pratt

Unabridged: 10 hr 37 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 07/30/2024


Synopsis

A group of friends fight to choose their own fates when faced with a demonic force that acts according to horror movie rules in this trope-savvy, “script-flipping hair-raiser” (Publishers Weekly) from the acclaimed author of Their Vicious Games.

Devon is always being left behind by her genius twin sister, Drew. At this point, it’s a fact of life. But Devon has one last plan before Drew leaves for college a whole year early—The Best Summer Ever. After committing to the bit a little too much, the twins and their chaotic circle of friends learn why you don’t ever mess with a Ouija board if you want to actually survive the Best Summer Ever, and soon find themselves being hunted down by…a demon?

But while there’s no mistaking the creeping, venomous figure is not from around here, their method doesn’t feel very demonic at all. In fact, it’s downright human—going after them in typical slasher movie kill order. And that means Devon, the blonde, is up first and her decade-long crush, Yaya, is the Final Girl who must kill or be killed to end the cycle.

Devon has never liked playing by anyone else’s rules though, not even a demon’s, and the longer this goes on, the more she feels Drew and Yaya slipping away from her even as she tries to help them all survive. Can they use their horror movie knowledge to flip the script and become the hunters instead of the hunted? Or will their best summer ever be their last?

About Joelle Wellington

Joelle Wellington grew up in Brooklyn, New York, where her childhood was spent wandering the main branch of the Brooklyn Public Library. Her love of the written word led her to a BA in creative writing and international studies. When she isn’t writing, she’s reading and when she’s not doing that, she’s attempting to bake bread with varying degrees of success or strengthening her encyclopedia-like pop culture knowledge. She’s the author of Their Vicious Games, The Blonde Dies First, and Girls Who Play Dead.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Racquel on May 23, 2024

as a blonde, I approve......more

Goodreads review by Lois on August 09, 2024

4.25 Stars Rounded up to counteract the negative reviews This is a fast-paced, thrilling, young adult novel with elements of magical realism. This is a dynamic sophomore novel, and I look forward to more by this author. In response to some of the less glowing reviews, your opinions are valid, but let'......more

Goodreads review by Laura on November 17, 2024

Well I for one was very entertained by this YA horror slasher In The Blonde Dies First Devon is trying to plan The Best Summer EVER! Her genius twin sister is off to college one year earlier and Devon wants to have the best send off with her and their group of friends. But one stupid night of playing......more

Goodreads review by Bethany (Beautifully Bookish Bethany) on November 17, 2024

4.5 stars rounded up I love Joelle Wellington's books! The Blonde Dies First is a fun take on a teen slasher featuring a Black girl from Brooklyn who seems to have summoned a demon by messing with a ouiji board at a party. Which, of course, messes up her plans for a perfect summer with her twin siste......more

Goodreads review by Valerij on August 16, 2024

I’d just like to conclude this with the very fitting quote from the book‘s end itself: „no sequels, no requels, no remakes!“ yes, please don’t.......more