FiveFinger Discount, Helene Stapinski
FiveFinger Discount, Helene Stapinski
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Five-Finger Discount
A Crooked Family History

Author: Helene Stapinski

Narrator: Helene Stapinski

Unabridged: 10 hr 11 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 06/05/2018


Synopsis

Now a PBS documentary, this astonishing memoir of growing up in rough-and-tumble Jersey City “will steal your heart” (People)

With deadpan humor and obvious affection, Five-Finger Discount recounts the story of an unforgettable New Jersey family of swindlers, bookies, embezzlers, and mobster-wannabes. In the memoir Mary Karr calls “a page-turner,” Helene Stapinski ingeniously weaves the checkered history of her hometown of Jersey City—a place known for its political corruption and industrial blight—with the tales that have swirled around her relatives for decades. Navigating a childhood of toxic waste and tough love, Stapinski tells an extraordinary tale at once heartbreaking and hysterically funny.

Praise for Five-Finger Discount

“By turns hilarious and alarming, [Helene Stapinski’s] book reads on the surface like something by Damon Runyon and Elmore Leonard, with a dark undertow of real-life pain and disillusion.”—Michiko Kakutani, The New York Times

“It’s a brilliant book, a darling book. It is the blessedly modest chronicle of a magical consciousness that seems to have been born pulling diamonds out of the muck, hearing angels’ voices in the fiercest thunder. . . . I adored every word of this wondrous book. Get it. Read it.”—Michael Pakenham, The Baltimore Sun

“In the tradition of . . . Rita Mae Brown and Amy Tan, Ms. Stapinski is an exciting writer, unabashedly candid, and at the same time unashamedly self-contained. Five-Finger Discount is a must-read.”—Victoria Gotti, The New York Observer

“What [Frank] McCourt did for Limerick, Ireland, Helene Stapinski does for Jersey City.”—The Star-Ledger

“Hugely entertaining.”—The Sunday Times (London)

About The Author

HELENE STAPINSKI began her career at her hometown newspaper, The Jersey Journal, and since then has written for The New York Times, New York magazine, and People, among other publications. She received her B.A. in journalism from New York University in 1987 and her M.F.A. from Columbia in 1995. She lives in Brooklyn with her husband and son.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Ian on January 26, 2022

CRITIQUE: The Art of the Memoir Mastered For no particular reason, I hadn't read a lot of memoirs, until I found Mary Karr's series of three starting with "The Liar's Club". I rated the series a total of fourteen stars between them (two x five stars; one x four stars), and didn't expect to find any......more

Goodreads review by Ken on August 21, 2014

This is my pet peeve book. I grew up in Jersey City around the same time as the author (full disclosure: she did research at the library I was working in at the time and even thanks me in the acknowledgements). My family was not as colorful as hers, I have to say. She tells a good story, but I brist......more

Goodreads review by Steven on August 03, 2017

Great title. Some excellent material, but it never quite paid off the way I hoped it might. Of course, it's 'true,' so there's that. But the jacket includes so many rave reviews that they oversell the book. The comparison to Angela's Ashes was impossible for this book to survive. Knowing little abou......more

Goodreads review by David on May 22, 2020

Five-Finger Discount: A Crooked Family History by Helene Stapinski (Random House 2001) (Biography). This is a cleverly-written account of the author's extended and extensive family of origin. Her forebears, principally Polish, got off the ship at Ellis Island but never made it past Jersey City, New......more

Goodreads review by Nena on February 10, 2019

Having grown up in Hudson County just one town north, I know very well the kind of corruption that went on in Jersey City. We Hudson County natives are so used to it, nothing shocks us. I found her story intriguing and although I do not recall seeing her by-line, I am certain I must have read many o......more


Quotes

“By turns hilarious and alarming, [Helene Stapinski’s] book reads on the surface like something by Damon Runyon and Elmore Leonard, with a dark undertow of real-life pain and disillusion.”—Michiko Kakutani, The New York Times

“It’s a brilliant book, a darling book. It is the blessedly modest chronicle of a magical consciousness that seems to have been born pulling diamonds out of the muck, hearing angels’ voices in the fiercest thunder. . . . I adored every word of this wondrous book. Get it. Read it.”—Michael Pakenham, The Baltimore Sun

“In the tradition of . . . Rita Mae Brown and Amy Tan, Ms. Stapinski is an exciting writer, unabashedly candid, and at the same time unashamedly self-contained. Five-Finger Discount is a must-read.”—Victoria Gotti, The New York Observer

“What [Frank] McCourt did for Limerick, Ireland, Helene Stapinski does for Jersey City.”The Star-Ledger

“Hugely entertaining.”The Sunday Times (London)