You Better Not Cry, Augusten Burroughs
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You Better Not Cry

Author: Augusten Burroughs

Narrator: Augusten Burroughs

Unabridged: 5 hr 56 min

Format: Digital Audiobook

Publisher: Macmillan Audio

Published: 10/27/2009

Genre: Biography & Autobiography - Personal Memoirs

Synopsis

You've eaten too much candy at Christmas…but have you ever eaten the face off a six-footstuffed Santa? You've seen gingerbread houses…but have you ever made your own gingerbread tenement? You've woken up with a hangover…but have you ever woken up next to Kris Kringle himself? Augusten Burroughs has, and in this caustically funny, nostalgic, poignant, and moving collection he recounts Christmases past and present—as only he could. With gimleteyed wit and illuminated prose, Augusten shows how the holidays bring out the worst in us and sometimes, just sometimes, the very, very best.

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