Welcome to Nowhere, Caimh McDonnell
Welcome to Nowhere, Caimh McDonnell
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Welcome to Nowhere

Author: Caimh McDonnell

Narrator: Morgan C Jones

Unabridged: 9 hr 49 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: McFori Ink

Published: 08/16/2021


Synopsis

A little revenge never hurt anybody...When a gambling debt puts him between a rock and a swim in the Hudson with concrete shoes, Smithy has no choice but to take the worst job imaginable. The gig – as prey in leprechaun hunt for a bunch of Wallstreet jerks – goes as badly as it sounds. He could leave it there and write it off as a harsh lesson learned, but fourteen months later when Smithy comes up with a plan to take his revenge on the man behind it all, it is too good to resist.What is it they say about best-laid plans? Instead of teaching his nemesis, Louis, a valuable lesson, Smithy ends up saving him from an assassin. From there, Smithy and his friend Diller are dragged into his opponent’s messed-up world. Louis is part of ‘the Collectors’ a group with way more money than sense dedicated to the competitive acquisition of truly one-of-a-kind items that define the secret history of the world.When one of the group’s members loses his marbles, Smithy and Diller find themselves shanghaied to Nowhere. A well-named location in the middle of the desert, where a madman is trying to build an army from the worst of mankind.Welcome to Nowhere is a wild ride from the author renowned for the darkly comic thrills of The Dublin Trilogy series and the McGarry Stateside books. It is a standalone novel that is a perfect introduction to McDonnell’s blend of comedy and compelling story that is earning him a growing legion of loyal fans.  

Reviews

Goodreads review by Mort

4.5 STARS Smithy is a dwarf. His gambling debts forces him to take a job as a leprechaun being hunted by rich assholes. After being screwed, he decided Lou Reed - not the musician - was his nemesis and he needed to pay. With the help of his naive friend Diller, he hatches the perfect revenge. Needless......more

Goodreads review by Simone

As usual, Caimh McDonnell's writing is simply brilliant. Real quality entertainment. And a lot of wise thoughts hiddenn beneath the humour. There's only ever one complaint from me: Caimh's books finish too quickly. Fortunately he is quite a prolific writer. As always, can't wait for his next story......more

Goodreads review by Marit

Funny, unexpected and just the right thing for a pandemic! I hope I never go to Nowhere but I sure enjoyed Smithy and Diller's trip there. This book was an antidote to the heavy tension in real life. How better to escape a pandemic and the current Presidential craziness than with a good buddy story.......more

Goodreads review by Thebrit

Another great one......... Another great one from the man with the funny name. This book was a little different from all the other Caimh McDonald books that I have read, and I have read them all. This book like his other books is laugh out loud funny, obviously written by a man with a definite sense......more