Undead and Unreturnable, MaryJanice Davidson
Undead and Unreturnable, MaryJanice Davidson
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Undead and Unreturnable

Author: MaryJanice Davidson

Narrator: Nancy Wu

Unabridged: 5 hr 23 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Recorded Books

Published: 10/26/2005

Categories: Fiction, Romance, Paranormal


Synopsis

This is how my tombstone read:
Elizabeth Anne Taylor
April 25, 1974–April 25, 2004
Our sweetheart, only resting

Only, I wasn’t resting under it. I had, of course, died in the spring. Rose in the early dawn hours the day of my funeral and gone on undead walkabout. Since my body was MIA, the funeral was canceled. But my mother, who had been in a huge fight with my dad and stepmom about what to spend on my marble tombstone, had rushed to order the thing. By the time it was finished, no funeral, no service, no burial. So anyway, my tombstone had been in storage for the last six months.

After a while, the funeral home had politely contacted my mother and asked what she’d like to do with it. Since Mom had the plot and stone paid for, she had them stick it in the dirt two days ago and then mentioned it at lunch yesterday.

Jessica and Laura had been morbidly curious to see it, and I’d tagged along.

What the hell, it made for a break from wedding arrangements and Christmas cards …

So begins the newest hilarious adventure in the life of Betsy Taylor, reluctant Queen of the Vampires. It’s Christmastime in the kingdom of the undead(otherwise known as Minneapolis), which is as complicated as it sounds. Betsy isn’t going to let a little thing like death and blood-drinking stop her from enjoying the holidays or planning her upcoming spring wedding to drop-dead gorgeous vamp Eric Sinclair.

But all is not merry and bright—Betsy is plagued by ghosts who demand her help in rectifying their past mistakes, and a serial killer is on the loose. With his victims all being tall, blond women, Betsy fits the profile exactly …

With warmth, style, and laugh-out-loud humor, MaryJanice Davidson shows why readers everywhere love Betsy Taylor and have turned her adventures into a bestselling phenomenon.

“MaryJanice Davidson is a refreshing voice to both the romance and vampire world of writing … I cannot recommend her enough!”—ParaNormal Romance Reviews

About MaryJanice Davidson

MaryJanice Davidson is the New York Times bestselling author of several books, including Deja Who, Undead and Done, and Undead and Unforgiven. With her husband, Anthony Alongi, she also writes a series featuring a teen weredragon named Jennifer Scales. MaryJanice lives in Minneapolis with her husband and two children.


Reviews

I LOVE THIS SERIES!......more

While I enjoy the antics of Betsy, this book felt rushed and unfinished. When it ended, I scratched my head wondering where the rest of the story was. The only reason I gave it 3 stars instead of two, I did enjoy what was on the page. I will continue. However if this happens again, I may give up on......more

Goodreads review by Kathy

From a blog post I wrote in 2006: As part of my weekend binge reading, I plowed through the first four books in Mary Janice Davidson's Undead... series. The titles are: Undead and Unemployed, Undead and Unwed, Undead and Unappreciated and Undead and Unreturnable. Davidson combined two of my favorite g......more