To Be Perfectly Honest
A Novel Based on an Untrue Story

My name is Colette.This book is about me.Who am I?To be perfectly honest,I’m not exactly sure who I am.I guess you could sayI’m the fifteen-year-old daughterof an annoyingly famous movie star.Or maybeI’m the eighteen-year-old daughterof a famous movie star’s stand-in.Or maybeI’m the thousand-year-old daughterof a vampire....Having trouble guessingwhich one of these stories is true?Join the club.My friendshave a joke about me:How can you tell if Colette is lying?Her mouth is open.