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Thrift Shop of Terror
Author: Blair Daniels
Narrator: Soneela Nankani
Unabridged: TBD
Format: Digital Audiobook Download
Publisher: Simon Maverick
Published: 11/24/2026
Categories: Fiction, Humorous Fiction, Satire
Synopsis
The rug bites. The suit of armor breathes. The woman in the painting gets closer every second.
At Giselle’s Sundries, nothing is quite as it seems—but Nadia doesn’t know that. After messing up her freshman year of college, she’s sent to work at her aunt’s dinky little thrift shop, thinking it’ll be boring, but fine. That her worst problems will be missing out on beach trips and hot girl summer.
But after nearly losing her foot to the shag rug, Nadia finds a book. A manual, that mentions every ware in the shop. Entity #617: a cassette that plays a recording of your own death. Entity #111: an armoire that will lure you inside. Entity #504: cute figurines that have an unfortunate taste for human blood. The shop wares are alive, watching… and quite possibly hungry.
And Giselle has some secrets of her own.
Perfect for fans of witty, lore-rich horror like Tales from the Gas Station, How to Survive Camping, and John Dies at the End.
At Giselle’s Sundries, nothing is quite as it seems—but Nadia doesn’t know that. After messing up her freshman year of college, she’s sent to work at her aunt’s dinky little thrift shop, thinking it’ll be boring, but fine. That her worst problems will be missing out on beach trips and hot girl summer.
But after nearly losing her foot to the shag rug, Nadia finds a book. A manual, that mentions every ware in the shop. Entity #617: a cassette that plays a recording of your own death. Entity #111: an armoire that will lure you inside. Entity #504: cute figurines that have an unfortunate taste for human blood. The shop wares are alive, watching… and quite possibly hungry.
And Giselle has some secrets of her own.
Perfect for fans of witty, lore-rich horror like Tales from the Gas Station, How to Survive Camping, and John Dies at the End.