The Love Losers

Anthony

After my fiancée left me for my college friend, the last thing I want is romance. But if I don't get married by New Year's Eve, I'll lose my trust fund. That's why I've hired the Love Fixers, a business that assists the romantically challenged, to help me find a woman who'll agree to a sham marriage. Too bad their most promising candidate sucks on my finger within one minute of meeting me.

I'm happy when I run into Rosie, the wild friend-of-a-friend who has decided it's her duty to help me. She introduces me to other possible wives, challenges everything I thought I knew about myself . . . And then she asks me to marry her.

Rosie

Let the record show, it was an accidental proposal. We ran into Anthony's ex-fiancée just before Christmas, and when she asked him to introduce his "little friend," I put my arms around him and told her I was his lover. It snowballed from there.

But Anthony is everything I never knew I wanted in a man, and it doesn't take long for me to want to marry him for real. Too bad I have a secret that might just ruin everything.

Contains mature themes.