Star Wars We Dont Do Weddings, Kathy Tyers
Star Wars We Dont Do Weddings, Kathy Tyers
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Star Wars: We Don't Do Weddings

Author: Kathy Tyers

Narrator: Full Cast

Abridged: 1 hr 2 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download (DRM Protected)

Published: 02/20/2007

Categories: Fiction, Science Fiction


Synopsis

Nothing has stirred the world's imagination like the Star Wars "RM" trilogy of films. Now, go beyond the scope of the trilogy, delving into stories that don't end with the credits, and thrill to the further adventures of the wild and wooly characters from the famous Mos Eisley cantina scene in the original Star Wars "RM" film. This dramatic, digitally produced audio recording, loaded with original Star Wars music and full-stereo sound effects, brings the otherworldly outposts visited by the likes of Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Darth Vader, and Jabba the Hutt vividly and unforgettably to life.

We Don't do Weddings

The Band's Tale

Figrin Da'n and the Modal Nodes, bopping Bithians, members in good standing of the Intergalactic Federation of Musicians, were under exclusive contract to Jabba's Palace. They were hoofing it up when Jabba's arch rival sent E522, a recycled assassin droid, to make them an offer they couldn't refuse.

Figrin Da'n didn't do weddings. But Lady Valerian had imported herself a Whipid mate from her homeworld and was dead set on getting hitched in high style. And what with Figrin Da'n's gambling debts, three thousand credits could set him up just fine. But before they could cut the cake, Lady Val's bounty hunter bridegroom took Jabba's bait, skipped town to find Han Solo, and the party exploded into murderous mayhem.

This exclusive Star Wars "RM" audio dramatization features a wall-to-wall mix of densely interwoven environmental sounds, and authentic Star Wars "RM" special effects. Scored with John Williams' original Star Wars "RM" music and Bith band compositions, We Don't Do Weddings makes for truly out-of-this-world listening entertainment.

About The Author

Kathy Tyers, author of the New York Times bestselling Star Wars: The Truce at Bakura, has contributed several other stories to the Star Wars universe, including We Don't Do Weddings: The Band's Tale, and A Time to Mourn, a Time to Dance: Oola's Tale. She has recently published new editions of her first two science fiction novels, Firebird and Fusion Fire, and a new Firebird novel, Crown of Fire. Born in Long Beach, California, Kathy Tyers lives in southwestern Montana with her husband, Mark. They have one son.


Reviews

Goodreads review by James on February 16, 2020

Cute little noir pastiche, perhaps most notorious for possibly introducing the unfortunate term "jizz" into Star Wars' canon. Where most of the franchise's audio productions get by with John Williams' music, this production includes original music for the band to play. It's clearly not the London Sy......more

Goodreads review by Michael on June 08, 2024

A dramatization of the short story in "Tales From the Mos Eisley Cantina" anthology. Some good voice acting (particularly the voice of the narrator and Dorenian Beshniquel player, Doikk Na'ts) and lots of Star Wars sound effects. The added jazz-like music in the performance work well. The story sets......more

Goodreads review by B.A.G. on February 12, 2025

Disclaimer: My review of Tales from the Mos Eisley Cantina was too long to post on Goodreads. I decided the best way to approach this, since these individual stories are not all on Goodreads, that I would keep a record of each as I go along, and therefore I talked too much. But I cannot for the......more

Goodreads review by Amy H. on May 29, 2016

While this story about the "Cantina Band" (the Modal Nodes) from Mos Eisley doesn't deliver key revelations about the Star Wars universe, it is fun. I recommend the audio version, which incorporates both the original music from the first Star Wars film and new music to punctuate the plot.......more