Never Fake Date a Vampire, Bella Jacobs
Never Fake Date a Vampire, Bella Jacobs
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Never Fake Date a Vampire
A Fake Dating, Enemies to Lovers, Vampire Romance

Author: Bella Jacobs

Narrator: Lili Valente, Shane East

Unabridged: 6 hr 30 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 02/04/2022


Synopsis

Narrated by Shane East and Lili ValenteDarcy Blackmore, head of the Blackmore vampire clan, is bossy, arrogant, insufferable, and…insanely hot.And I hate that about him!I hate it almost as much as the fact that he’s the only person who can help me save my family.My sweet sister is days away from marrying Darcy’s brother in a loveless vampire wedding she says will keep our family safe. I say she’s making the biggest mistake of her life.But Nightfall prophecy demands a witch-vampire marriage—or my family loses everything.Darcy’s solution?We fake-date.Convince our siblings they don’t have to sacrifice themselves on the marriage altar. Stop the wedding. And figure out how to outsmart an ancient prophecy later.Doable. Maybe...Except fake dating Darcy quickly turns into hate-banging Darcy.And the more time I spend with the town’s ruthlessly charming vampire king, the harder it becomes to ignore his secretly soft side… or the very real connection between us.But if this fake relationship stops being fake... If Darcy and I crash and burn, I’m not just risking my heart.I could lose my family, my future, and the only place that's ever felt like home.Never Fake-Date a Vampire is a spicy paranormal romcom featuring fake dating, enemies-to-lovers chaos, grumpy vampire energy, forced proximity, and one very inconvenient attraction.Gilmore Girls meets True Blood—with all the spice. Formerly titled Bad Blood.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Loretta on August 28, 2025

Ellis Did Not Find the Body... This Time This is another 5 star in my opinion! If you like the 1970's, dry humor, and a good cozy mystery, you'll love this series. And if you do like Mulhern's style of writing, check out her other series - The Poppy Fields Adventure books. As for this read, Ellis is a......more

Goodreads review by Rosemary on September 02, 2025

Another book, another Country Club murder – but no, Ellison did not FIND the body, instead she is accused of having murdered the body. And as it is the body of Ellison’s nemesis – the horse-to.othed harpy that is Prudence – it may not be so far-fetched (except we all know Ellison finds corpses, she......more

Goodreads review by Louise on September 08, 2025

One of my favourite cozy mystery series. Another fun addition to the series.......more

Goodreads review by Liz on September 09, 2025

As usual, just a blast to read--though I wasn't expecting it to end at 75%. Still, loved everything with Anarchy and Ellison, as well as the kids. And the slight twist of Ellison not finding the body, (view spoiler)[at least not until the second one happened (hide spoiler)] was fun. Also, it was nice to see a slightly different c......more

Goodreads review by Elaine on October 14, 2025

Prudence Davies is not Ellison's favorite person. After all, she'd had an ongoing affair with Ellison's husband before he died. So when Prudence turns up dead after a very public fight with Ellison at the Country Club, Ellison becomes the number 1 suspect, especially since it was her gun that was us......more