Morning Glory Milking Farm, C.M. Nascosta
Morning Glory Milking Farm, C.M. Nascosta
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Morning Glory Milking Farm

Author: C.M. Nascosta

Narrator: Eva Caine

Unabridged: 6 hr 13 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 07/19/2022


Synopsis

Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there's only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn't something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she's determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren't so one-sided after all.

Contains mature themes.

About C.M. Nascosta

C. M. Nascosta is an author and professional procrastinator from Cleveland, Ohio. As a child, she thought that living on Lake Erie meant one was eerie by nature, and her corresponding love of all things strange and unusual started young. She's always preferred beasts to boys, the macabre to the milquetoast, the unknown darkness in the shadows to the Chad next door. She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy-cat dachshund, where she writes nontraditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal parts heart and heat, and is waiting for the Hallmark Channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lovers series.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Mareeva on October 28, 2021

3.5 stars Listen-☝🏻💀 This isn't what the hero looks like at all (nor what I imagined him to be), but the world building reminded me too much of Zootopia with mythical creatures. Welp moving on. I didn't appreciate how long this was. A lot of useless information I'm pretty sure everyone skimmed. With t......more

Goodreads review by chan ☆ on August 01, 2023

the world? delightful. 24oz of bull semen? not so much.......more

Goodreads review by Monet on August 12, 2021

Wow If you know me in real life and you see that I read this book— no you didn’t. This is just a mirage.......more

Goodreads review by Matilda on October 27, 2021

4.5 stars 🥛 me hiding from the fact that I gave a book about milking minotaur dicks 5 stars I didn't expect this to be good at all which actually made me appreciate it way more. This is set in a world full of monsters, like vampires, orgs, elves and most importantly, minotaurs. In case you're wonderin......more

Goodreads review by Ali on May 19, 2024

Our eyes will never see the gates of heaven. Edit: I have revised my rating twice and I’m just giving it 5 stars now. I know what I am. I know what you are. And I know what Rourke is. Talk about horny. (That’s a great joke.)......more