Lord Byron: Selected Poems

I often think about how Lord Byron was such a historically epic piece of shit that he reshaped the world in his wake. Seriously. Like, at some point while writing Prometheus he must have thought “I’m gonna be a Zeus-level fuckboi who leaves my mark forever too” and then absolutely did.* The poet who......more

Let's keep it as 'passionate' and then, romantic and then only universal, at times only. Byron was an avowed lover - a lover of beauty and ideas. His poems express his concerns passionately and vehemently. You can disagree with his views but you cannot ignore him.......more

This book has been getting me laid for well over a decade, and will continue to help me get laid for many decades to come; and that's how you know it's a Classic immemorial.......more

Well, Byron's very popular. Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads: they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.......more

Lord Byron! One of my secret-not-so-secret historical crushes. What bravado! What swagger! And he died in the middle of fighting in a war? While being a modern gigolo on the side? Though I rarely talk about personality when I write book reviews, I think it's important to remember that no matter how m......more