Lionel Asbo
State of England

A savage, funny, and mysteriously poignant saga by a renowned author at the height of his powers.Lionel Asbo, a terrifying yet weirdly loyal thug (self-named after Englands notorious Anti-Social Behavior Order), has always looked out for his ward and nephew, the orphaned Desmond Pepperdine. He provides him with fatherly career advice and is determined they should share the joys of pit bulls, Internet porn, and all manner of more serious criminality. Des, on the other hand, desires nothing more than books to read and a girl to loveand to protect a family secret that could be the death of him.But just as he begins to lead a gentler, healthier life, his uncleonce again in a London prisonwins 140 million in the lottery and, upon his release, hires a public relations firm and begins dating a cannily ambitious topless model and poet. Strangely, however, Lionels true nature remains uncompromised while his problems, and therefore also Desmonds, seem only to multiply.