Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1, Kirk Zurosky
Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1, Kirk Zurosky
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Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1
My Ex-Wife Said Go to Hell

Author: Kirk Zurosky

Narrator: Patrick Zeller

Unabridged: 12 hr 24 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 10/01/2020


Synopsis

Welcome to a world where mythological creatures mess up their relationships just like we do. With a forever ex, the drama never goes away!Immortal vampire assassin Sirius Sinister learns this the hard way after being served divorce papers by Bloodsucker Number One—a shady woman from his past—he realizes there's a major problem: he was never even married to her, or so he thought. Regardless of the truth, Sirius is put under the jurisdiction of Immortal Divorce Court.You would think by now he’d know having sex can lead to horrific consequences like marriage, children, and ex-wives—but some habits just won’t die. Leaving his faithful vampire Maltese, Garlic, behind, Sirius travels to court to defend himself with the help of his demon attorney, Maximillian Justice. Unfortunately, the trial quickly spirals out of control, and Sirius is banished to hell for a hundred years.When Sirius finally escapes, he ends up in the Caribbean where he meets his next paramour: the Howler. After a wild romp with his new werewolf lover under the lure of a full blood moon, he finds himself becoming the father of a litter of pups—but, the Howler and her Pack want to put the dead in deadbeat dad. Luckily, Sirius is saved by the Queen of the Merfolk, who comes with a hidden agenda even as they fall in love. Can he make it work with the Queen, or will he have to head to Immortal Divorce Court once again as yet another relationship flounders?For all those who have nursed a broken heart—or a vengeful one—Immortal Divorce Court Volume 1 is a sexy, exciting debut and the start of a hellishly fun new series about the flawed antihero Sirius Sinister.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Allen on January 08, 2021

I picked this book to read because it had a vampire Maltese as a character. I mean how funny is that? I wasn't disappointed because Garlic, the vampire Maltese, in this series is awesome! If you like reading about vampires, werewolves and the like, you will love Immortal Divorce Court. Something abo......more

Goodreads review by Emily on May 27, 2021

I was looking for something different to read, and saw Immortal Divorce Court. It had a vampire Maltese, and looked like a funny, adult read. I was NOT disappointed! If you like great dialogue, sexy scenes, adventure, and people being people, this book is for you. I can't tell you how many times I l......more

Goodreads review by Nina on March 25, 2021

Immortal Divorce Court is just sexy, crazy, and truly unique fun! Yes, I loved this book. Now, I especially appreciated the relationship drama of the characters. If you are over the age of 40, than you remember what it was like to actually have to talk to people, and interact with them without the c......more

Goodreads review by Janet on October 20, 2020

Immortal Divorce Court is pure adult fun! I loved the relationship drama and mishaps. What a cool concept to have immortal creatures going through things like divorce that a good lot of us know so much about! Volume One is a great introduction to the adventures of immortal vampire assassin, Sirius S......more

Goodreads review by Joyce on May 10, 2021

This series is truly unique with a really cool cast of characters that includes a sassy vampire Maltese! I really enjoyed the concept of immortal creatures having the same kind of issues as we all have with relationships. The dialogue is witty, and the pacing is excellent. Immortal Divorce Court is......more