Im Sad and Horny, Haley Lu Richardson
Im Sad and Horny, Haley Lu Richardson
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I'm Sad and Horny

Author: Haley Lu Richardson

Narrator: Haley Lu Richardson

Unabridged: 51 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 11/04/2025


Synopsis

From actress Haley Lu Richardson—a raw, beautiful, and playful debut collection of poetry about the chaos of being a twenty-something girl in this world.

i always wanted to be a pop star
so i could catharize my woes, heartbreak and general experience of life in whatever vulnerable, valiant, or petty ways i wished
unfortunately i’m tone deaf
so instead, i wrote these poems
i share them with hope you relate
and resonate with the words in ways my favorite songs resonate with me
i hope they make you giggle
i hope they make you feel a little more okay with your own life
and even a smidge less alone
thanks for buying my sad ‘n’ horny take on existing in my twenties
love, haley lu

I’m Sad and Horny explores the highs and lows of living life deeply in your twenties. From ghostings and breakups to depression masturbating and finding a little inner peace—Haley Lu captures it all. Through wit and tears, this poetry collection showcases the versatility and personal side of the critically acclaimed actress. Thoughtfully designed with bold and evocative art accompanying each poem, I’m Sad and Horny celebrates the relatable and rewarding journey of loving too hard and finding your way home.

About Haley Lu Richardson

Haley Lu Richardson is an American actress celebrated for her dynamic roles in both independent and mainstream film and television, such as The White Lotus, Five Feet Apart, Columbus, The Edge of Seventeen, and Love at First Sight. Beyond acting, she is a daughter, friend, sometimes girlfriend, and mother to her cat, Darbin. She is a skilled dancer and passionate crocheter, running her own Etsy shop for handmade designs.  

About Lily Kravetz

Lily Jade Kravetz (@LilyJadeArt) is a multimedia artist and freelance graphic designer based in Brooklyn, New York. For inquiries, visit LilyJade.art.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Reynareads on October 24, 2025

Giving it 2 stars because the cover is beautiful and the author's photo is hilarious. That alone made me buy the book but this is one of those moments where I am actually considering returning the book because wth. I'm a huge fan of poetry and I'm aware there are many styles. I don't know what this......more

Goodreads review by Elaine on October 10, 2025

Ugh to be a woman!!! These poems brought me right back to my twenties. “sit down guy” and “placeholder” hit so hard. But my favorite is “safe at the colosseum” 🥰 Also loved the art in this!!! Felt like it was actually a part of the poems.......more

Goodreads review by Samantha on November 09, 2025

i got a copy of this book when i attended The Drew Barrymore Show last week. i’ve always loved Haley Richardson and the projects she’s been part of, but hearing her talk so openly about her book “I’m Sad and Horny” made me even more excited to read it. after diving in, i completely understand what s......more

Goodreads review by Kelsey on November 12, 2025

Haley Lu is an icon! What can’t she do!......more

Goodreads review by Katy-Lynn on November 04, 2025

4 1/2 ⭐️, but really this is just me wanting more 🙈 Haley Lu, I would fight people for you......more