How to Sell Your Blood and Fall in Love

Name: How to Sell Your Blood and Fall in Love
Brand: Tantor Audio
Availability: InStock
Author: D. N. Bryn
ISBN: 9798350825626

Author: D. N. Bryn

Series: Guides For Dating Vampires #2

Narrator: Simon Dornet

Unabridged: 12 hr 15 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 08/22/2023

Categories: Fiction, Romance, Paranormal

Synopsis

No romantic story has ever lived up to Dr. Clementine Hughes's reality but at least he has his two-million-word fanfic and a prestigious research position at Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceuticals, where their benefits are superb and their experimentation on vampires highly unethical. When a mysterious accident turns Clementine into a vampire, his growing thirst forces him to the streets to hunt.

Justin Yu is usually the one attacking villains in alleys. After the tragedy he brought upon his local vampiric community in his youth, he's struggled tirelessly to keep their vampires safe. So when a panicking Clementine botches a bite attempt, Justin takes pity—and advantage—and offers the vampire a trade: his blood in exchange for an exorbitant fee.

In desperation, Clementine accepts.

Justin's blood is bland and unappealing, but the more Clementine learns to appreciate the man's sharp humor and persistent compassion, the more he acquires a taste for Justin. Justin is determined not to let Clementine's good looks and thoughtful intellect distract him as hunters from Vitalis-Barron close in on Justin's neighborhood, and it turns out someone there knows Clementine's secret . . .

Contains mature themes.

About D. N. Bryn

D. N. Bryn is a queer, disabled author of speculative fiction and fantasy romance. When not writing, they study infectious diseases in their hometown of San Diego, where they enjoy basking in the Santa Ana winds, hiking the brush-heavy slopes, and eating too many tacos.

Reviews

Goodreads review by Ben on September 11, 2023

Dr. Clementine Hughes is new to the vampire life. So new he doesn't even know how he got turned. To make matters worse, he works as a researcher for Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceuticals. The company that experiments on vampires against their will and employs hunters to get new subjects. It's not the most......more

Goodreads review by purely.romantic on April 03, 2023

CWs and CNs at the end. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if the most earnest and precious vampire fell for the human manifestation of a feral cat who likes to moonlight as a vigilante and lets approximately three people love him? Then kindly go pick up DN Bryn’s latest in the *Guides for......more

Goodreads review by Poppy || Monster Lover on February 24, 2025

Clem was such a sweet MMC, but I wanted to shake him a few times for his poor planning and denial when it came to his vampirism. However, the reactions read as very authentic as a result. Justin was interesting and the ultimate self flagellator “I don’t deserve good things”, but certainly didn’t avo......more

Goodreads review by Heather on June 28, 2023

Physical disability, ace AND autistic rep?! Damn, I was eating good with this book. This is the second novel of the Guides for Dating Vampires series and so far I’m really enjoying D.N Bryn’s take on vampires - The mix of a corrupt pharmaceutical company and class tensions between Vampires and morta......more

Goodreads review by paige (ptsungirl) on June 09, 2024

"To him, Clementine was infinite."......more