How to Be Less Useful, Priyanka Mattoo
How to Be Less Useful, Priyanka Mattoo
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How to Be Less Useful
The Joy of Inefficiency

Author: Priyanka Mattoo

Narrator: Priyanka Mattoo

Unabridged: TBD

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Published: 11/03/2026


Synopsis

A delightful book about reclaiming pleasure in mid-life—a potent mix of self-help and memoir, from one of today’s wittiest, wisest voices.

"I have done everything right, and I have missed everything."

When did our lives become entirely about efficiency and optimization? Especially as office workers, as parents, as consumers, as exercisers and healthy eaters. Wouldn’t it be nice if we could all be less useful?

With self-deprecating humor, devastating insight, and bracing honesty, Priyanka Mattoo shares her own journey toward being a less useful human, to investigate why pleasure gets back-burnered in American culture.

Think about what we choose to systematically cut out or overlook as we mature: Solo travel. Dessert. Sweaty dancing. "Pointless" hangs with friends. And then there are the activities that used to be fun and have somehow lost their luster, usually in the decade between 30 and 40: Cooking (ruined by exhaustion). Bad tv (the algorithm). Other humans (bandwidth). Eating at restaurants (Instagram). 

Mattoo takes on the zeitgeist, delivering invaluable, laugh-out-loud entertaining life lessons without an ounce of preachiness or pressure. She looks at where pleasure begins, what it serves, how we learn to repress it—in families, in friendships and romantic relationships, in jobs. And she shows us a way back: to identify and accept the things that give us pleasure, then to welcome them into our lives. What if, instead of being useful, we could all learn how to be happier, lighter, more present, more engaged? How to Be Less Useful is refreshing, funny, sparklingly astute, unignorable--a book for the current moment.

About The Author

Priyanka Mattoo is the author of the memoir Bird Milk & Mosquito Bones, as well as a filmmaker and former Hollywood talent agent. She is a contributor to The New York Times and The New Yorker, and a columnist at Vulture.


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Quotes

“Time is a thief, and too often we aid and abet that robber by denying ourselves the little joys of pointless bullsh*t, by spending every minute of our one wild and precious life just trying to get to the next one. Thank the gods that Priyanka Mattoo is here to remind us that living like that sucks and we haven’t been sentenced to doing it. It’s okay for you to ease up and not always be ‘maxxing.’ This is a painfully relatable yet also hilarious chillout manual for cool people who want to do and be more than their appointments and obligations.” —Samantha Irby, author of Wow, No Thank You.

“Priyanka Mattoo has written the funniest and most resonant survival guide for anxious eldest daughters everywhere. This is the liberating and necessary feminist manifesto for the modern age of optimization. I am so grateful she has brilliantly articulated what so many of us have been thinking: F*ck it. We need to do less.” —Bess Kalb, author of Nobody Will Tell You This But Me