Her Bush, Penelope Bloom
Her Bush, Penelope Bloom
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Her Bush

Author: Penelope Bloom

Narrator: CJ Bloom, Alexander Cendese

Unabridged: 5 hr 16 min

Format: Digital Audiobook Download

Publisher: Tantor Media

Published: 09/15/2020


Synopsis

Everything went wrong when I trimmed his bush.

And no, it's not what you're thinking. I'm a professional. The client hired me to trim a bush in his garden for a party. I accidentally turned it into something that rhymes with "a big rock and walls". Imagine my surprise when the art world decides it's a masterpiece.

Were my raging hormones the cause of my bush sculpting blunder? I mean, who would blame me if they were? After meeting Harry Barnidge for the first time, my brain went straight to cavewoman mode. There were undignified fantasies of being bashed over the head and carried off to a cave, a significant loss of vocabulary, and maybe even a little drooling.

But I can't focus on that. On him. I need this job to make my little sister's dreams come true. Until now, I've managed to screw everything in my professional and personal life up, but I'm determined to make this work.

So when Mr. Heartstopper offers to help me manage my accidental art career, it's impossible to say no. It's like the old saying goes. If you erect it, they will come. Or something like that.

Contains mature themes.

About Penelope Bloom

Penelope Bloom's books include His Banana, Her Cherry, Baby for the Brute, and the Citrione Crime Family series.


Reviews

Goodreads review by Ꮗ€♫◗☿ ❤️ on November 14, 2019

Even better than I thought it would be. The blurb made this book sound pretty funny and it more than lived up to my expectations. Nell Snell, who’s parents had a tragic sense of humor, had failed at many jobs but is an artist at heart so when her roommate gets her a job on his crew as a topiary artis......more

Goodreads review by Michelle on July 31, 2022

Book six in the Objects of Attraction series which at time of posting is available on Kindle Unlimited. It's Nell's first day at topiary, she's attempting to sculpt a penguin out of a bush when she catches the attention of Harry and from there her career takes an interesting turn. I've enjoyed this......more

Goodreads review by Chloe on June 27, 2021

2.5 STARS This one was really funny, but it it still wasn't "good".......more

Goodreads review by Kasia on October 28, 2023

Tak nienaturalnie poprowadzonej fabuły to ja już dawno nie widziałam, a wielkie ponowne spotkanie wszystkich bohaterów (choć w poprzednich tomach są luźno wspominani) - nie, po prostu nie. Byłam przeszczęśliwa, że to ostatni tom serii i zakończę tą przygodę, ale Goodreads mówi, że jest jeszcze jeden......more

Goodreads review by Erica on July 15, 2019

I found this book the slowest to get through in comparison to the others in this series. I was so happy though to see that William got his own chapter! I absolutely love him! Nell in this book I find to be a little vague. We know she had an issue with her ex bf and caused some family drama. We also k......more