Henchmen Eat Waffles

20-somethings Jeb and Tommy really like costumed villainy. They think it's pretty darn cool. They wouldn't mind working for a villain, as their henchmen. So when the opportunity to do just that comes knocking, the young men seize the opportunity and fall-in. The modern day henchman lives on waffles and beer. Like a fireman, the modern henchman is trained to run directly into the face of danger and likely death. Unlike a fireman, today's henchman is ill-equipped to deal with most situations should they turn hairy. Have Jeb and Tommy bit off more waffle than they can chew? Yes. The answer is yes. There will be explosions, face punching, and orifice excursions aplenty! Be sure to put on your safety goggles, as you're in the splash zone.