Dolan versus Everett. Snarky meets stoic. Dolan Masters loathes many things: root canals, splinters in his fingers, and people putting toilet paper on the roll wrong-loose end over the top, please. But the one thing he hates more than anything else is Everett freaking Henson. Everett Henson spends more time with animals than people, his best friend Eli being the exception. The downside of that friendship means crossing paths with Dolan Masters; the man who rubs Everett wrong in every way possible. But a baby changes everything. With both men believing they deserve the honor of being the godfather to their best friends' baby, the only way to settle things is through a competition. Will there be bloodshed, or will these two realize the truth staring them in the face? May the best godfather win.