Take Your Pants Off! (And Stay a While)
The Titillating Tertiary Tales of Dancing in My Underwear

It's a Small Small Small Small World but The Hoe Must Go On! in this third installment of the Dancing in My Underwear book series. Koelen is back with 20 more heartfelt, outrageous, and humorous tales from his life, including:1-800-Rent-A-Puppy, Surely Shirley, Adventures of a Panamaniac, A Pyramid Scheme, Cheating on the German Test, The One Kylie, Singing for Obama, Legends of the Jennifer Lawrence Fall, and more!