Mr. Vic's X-Rated Neighborhood: The Hot Ugly Old Woman
Ugly Old Madeline

Besides being Mr. Vic’s noisy upstairs neighbor, Madeline is one hell of an ugly old woman. The good news is that Madeline had other fine qualities that made you forget she’s seventy-five and not exactly the prettiest babe on the block. For one thing, the old bitch still liked having a Scotch or two in the afternoon, Mr. Vic’s kind of gal. Another thing about Madeline is that she still liked something else in the afternoon and since Mr. Vic also liked getting laid at that time of day, he easily saw past her unpleasant looks